My neighbor is suing me in small claims court, claiming I'm discriminating
against her because she drives a Lincoln Navigator! Lots of people have
been discriminated against for lots of things but, trust me, this is
a first!
So. What does this mean? This means that my crime is so unusual, so
bizarre, so weird that my neighbor and I have actually been invited
to appear on the Judge Judy show! Seriously. We are scheduled to be
on the air around the end of March.
Being discriminated against for owning a Lincoln Navigator got me sidetracked
into thinking about discrimination in general. I've been discriminated
against because I am a woman. I've been discriminated against because
of my children. I've been discriminated against because I am old --
how come all those hot guys never ask ME out? -- but I've rarely personally
experienced the burning soul-searing rejection that African-Americans
still suffer as a matter of course. Maybe they no longer experience
the lynchings and beatings so much any more, but still...
My son's school principal, a consummate profession woman, dedicated
to her work and who is making extraordinary changes in the lives of
the children in her charge, once told me, "Even now, even in today's
modern America, whenever I walk down the street in a white shopping
area, I can see the women I walk past visibly start clutching their
purses -- as if I'm about to steal them. When that happens to you on
a regular basis, it's hard to keep your sense of self-worth from being
affected."
While I was sitting there thinking about racial bias and what it all
means, I got a call from my friend Toni who teaches African-American
history and I started telling her my thoughts on racial (and Lincoln
Navigator) discrimination.
"Jane", Toni replied, "Americans are not getting the
big picture here. Half of America has Black DNA. They just don't know
it. Or won't admit it."
"Really? HALF?"
“Yes. During the days of the old Jim Crow segregation laws --
not to mention the bad old days of slavery -- circumstances for African-Americans
were so cruel, so unjust and so out of hand that a very large number
of 'Negroes' who looked at all Caucasian simply moved somewhere else,
passed over the color line and mixed with the white population."
Wow! Half of America! Do you know what that means? It means that, to
do it right, you gotta discriminate against five out of every ten Americans!
Fascinated by Toni's new information, I did some scientific research,
went to Google, typed in "Passing for White" and up popped
an article by someone named Steve Sailer.
"Is mixed-race ancestry fairly typical for an American?" asked
Sailer. "In two ways, it is. First, more than 50 million whites,
according to [molecular anthropologist Mark D. Shriver's] analyses,
have at least one black ancestor." 50 million Americans? Wow. That's
one out of four. No wonder my sister's hair is so dark, thick and "naturally
curly"! Maybe I am African-American too. How does one find out?
Fascinated, I e-mailed my friend who is a genealogist and got her on
the job. It seems that my great-grandfather suddenly appeared in Oklahoma
in 1900 -- from out of nowhere. There is NO census record of him anywhere
in the United States before that time. Maybe he too was one of those
folks who moved from one place to another or changed their name in order
to try to "Pass for White". Maybe my high cheekbones don't
just come from my Cherokee great-grandmother. Maybe my daughter Lorraine
isn't the only one in my family with African-American blood.
Would I be upset if I suddenly discovered that I might be part "Colored"?
Hell, no. If I found that out, I would be delighted!
Now if I could only find out that I am part Chinese too. Why? Because
I want to have as many diverse genes in my DNA gene pool as humanly
possible. The larger the gene pool, the more one has room to swim!
And also, isn't it high-freaking-time for all of us to start to "live
in a nation where we will not be judged by the color of our skin but
by the content of our character"?
PS: I'll let you know when me and my neighbor duke it out on national
TV. I'm really excited about this! I get a hotel room, paid meals, a
free plane ride to Los Angeles and 15 minutes of fame! Plus maybe someone
will give me a Lincoln Navigator too -- so that I won't have to be discriminated
against for not having one either -- although I'd much rather have an
electric car and hang out with Al Gore.
PPS: But what about Strom Thurmond? Apparently, according to an article
that my friend Larry just sent me, Strom is directly related to Al Sharpton.
How sad. Thurmond spent most of his life being a bigot -- toward his
own kin.
BC Columnist Jane Stillwater is a freelance writer,
civil rights and peace activist living in Berkeley, California. Click
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