The Lords of Dark Town were disturbed. The subjects were at
war with one another. Children wandered the streets. Fathers
were in jail. Mothers had no work. The people no longer believed
that their moldy bread was meat. Worst of all, the treasuries
of the Lords were running low. The kings of White Land were reducing
their tributes, the price they paid for keeping order in Dark
Town. If something was not done, there would be no more money
to keep them in the high style they deserved.
The Lords called a meeting of their minions. It was decreed
that their leaders would be the Overlord of Urban Progress, the
Elected Jester (faithfully managed by her Puppeteer) and the Chief
Pooh Bah of the Workers.
The Overlord of Urban Progress set the tone. "These many
years I have served you well as your emissary to the Kings of
White Land. They have paid me many tributes. I can remember a
least two million of them. I share them with you for jobs for
your spouses, sons and daughters. Now, the Kings of White Land
look at the conditions of Dark Town and feel that we are not doing
our jobs. They know the subjects of Dark Town are in a riotous
mood and threaten their plans for the kingdom. If we do nothing,
our tributes will be diminished and none of us will be able to
maintain the lifestyle our offices demand. We must demonstrate
to the Kings of White Land that we can still control our people."
The Elected Jester spoke, "You know, I inherited this job
from my late husband, who collected his tributes by distracting
the people with high steppin’ and tom foolery. He always told
me that if you gives the peoples a good show you can do anythings
you wants." The Puppeteer whispered in her ear that she was
not speaking in literate sentences. She collected herself and
continued, "Perhaps we should give them a dance. They could
put on their good clothes and strut at the grandest ball ever
in Dark Town." The Overlord of Urban Progress did not like
the idea. "You know how these people get when they rent
fine clothes and drink good liquor. They forget their place and
try to sit at our tables. They will begin to think they are our
equals and we should listen to them. Besides, we won't be able
the keep out the Trouble Makers."
The Overlord of Urban Progress was very concerned about the Trouble
Makers. They never fell into line when the Lords of Dark Town
issued their pronouncements and studies. They always had too
many questions. Trouble Makers were the people who thought that
things should change in Dark Town – especially the nature and
quality of its leaders. The Trouble Makers thought that the Kings
of White Land and the people of Dark Town had a responsibility
to work together so that one kingdom could address the needs of
all residents of one great kingdom. They did not see value in
paying tributes to the Lords of Dark Town to keep them in line.
The Chief Pooh Bah of the Workers rose and thumped his chest.
"I have had a vision sent by heaven, I think. We will have
a summit of the people and tell them of our great hopes and plans
for their futures. We will feed them a meal and they will be
grateful for our attention. In the end, they will do as we say
and tell the entire world that we are the true leaders of Dark
Town."
“What about the Trouble Makers?” the Overlord of Urban Progress
bellowed, “We won't get anything done if those Trouble Makers
are there.” The minion agreed.
The Lords of Dark Town tumbled out of their starting gates with
excitement. They would call their event, “The Leadership Summit
of the Colored Leaders of Dark Town.” They would find the safe
leaders and invite them to sit at their feet. Great pains were
taken to ensure that the Trouble Makers would not be in attendance.
Names were checked and checked again. Those whose mother’s brother’s
uncle-in-law’s cousin’s politics were suspect would not be invited
to attend. In order to fill the room, the Lords of Dark Town
elevated some of the subjects of the fiefdom to the status of
“Dark Town Colored Leader for A Day (Temporary Status)” so that
they could properly sit in the shadows of the anointed. It was
important that only the faithful were in attendance. Invitations
were sent with instructions to return reservations to a mysterious
address. In order to make things look right, it was decided to
invite a few of the Trouble Makers so the outcomes of the summit
could not be doubted by the Kings of White Land. Besides, there
would not be enough of them there to affect decisions already
made. The future of Dark Town would be preserved.
The day of the Dark Town Summit arrived. The speeches were ready
and the chickens were frying. The Lords of Dark Town knew that
the masses would flock to increase their minion. Hundreds of the
anointed were expected. Very few of them showed up.
Like all royalty, the Lords of Dark Town were out of touch with
their subjects. They refused to realize that many of them had
seen the quality of life in the White Kingdom and wondered why
it was not available to them. The Lords of Dark Town did not
understand that their subjects wanted to be the rulers of their
own destinies and democracy was the coming order of the day.
It had escaped them that the Trouble Makers had a point: They
lived in a dark town because the anointed did not want to share
the light. Conditions would not change unless the quality of leadership
changed.
The Overlord of Urban Progress was not be deterred by the paltry
response of the masses. He decreed that the day’s proceedings
would take place in the Royal Hall of Mirrors and Echo Chamber.
There they could hear their echoing voices as the adulation of
the people and see their multiplied images as the substance of
their army. At the end of the day, the Overlord of Urban Progress
declared that “The Leadership Summit of the Colored Leaders of
Dark Town’ was a success. It was done without the Trouble Makers.
The tributes from the Kingdom of White Land would continue and,
so they would not stop, there would be another summit in the near
future.
‘Martin de Porres’ is a Writer, Organizer and Political Observer.