Tuskegee
University - arguably the flagship of
historically Black higher
education, founded in 1881 because White
America considered an
educated Black population an absolute threat
to the natural order of
things - has instituted a new
dress
code.
More
than a mere dress code: Tuskegee is reclaiming
the HBCU “Mission of
Manufacturing Leadership.”
Bonnets,
do-rags, bedroom slippers, revealing clothing,
and attire suited for
private quarters will no longer be permitted
in classrooms, dining
facilities, or official university settings.
Students are expected to
bring professional clothing for convocations,
interviews,
presentations, and formal events.
Talk
about a volatile subject.
Forget
nitroglycerin.
Tuskegee has uncorked Negro-glycerin
- culturally concentrated, historically
unstable, and powerful enough
to blow the roof off Black America’s house
while relatives argue
over who sits where at the Big Table.
This
controversy is not really about bonnets,
do-rags, or house shoes.
It
is about identity,
dignity, class, freedom, preparation,
assimilation, rebellion,
and the unresolved Black American question:
How
much
of ourselves should we adjust to succeed
in a society that has
spent centuries refusing to adjust its
racism?
It
asks whether preparing young Black adults
for the world is
responsible education - or Uncle
Thomas respectability politics
wearing a necktie - and whether “keeping it
real” has become an
excuse for keeping expectations low.
Critics
will say Tuskegee is policing Black culture
and gift-wrapping
students for corporate White America. That
criticism deserves to be
heard.
It
is about the unresolved tension between
racial pride
and
social preparation.
We
have repeatedly been instructed to reduce,
lessen, if not lighten
ourselves - our Blackness-
to a dosage White America can tolerate - to
regulate our Blackness
and please dominant White culture.
After
all that adjusting and code-switching, racism
has seldom had the
decency to take the afternoon off.
A
Black man can arrive in a hand-tailored tan
suit carrying three
degrees, speaking the King’s English as though
the King personally
proofread it - and still be followed through
the department store. A
Windsor knot is not a civil-rights strategy.
Racists do not become
abolitionists because a Black person wore
wingtips.
Yet
criticizing respectability politics is not an
argument for abandoning
standards.
Sometimes
a dress code is oppression. Sometimes it is an
institution explaining
that the classroom is not your bedroom.
Tuskegee
is not outlawing Blackness. It distinguishes
private comfort from
public presentation. You may not dig this,
but dig this: A bonnet may
be culturally familiar
without
being appropriate
everywhere.
Pajamas are familiar, too. So is scratching
your behind. Civilization
depends upon understanding that every
freedom need not be exercised
at breakfast, in the cafeteria, before
witnesses.
Maturity
requires context. There is a “time
and place”
for goddamn everything.
Freedom
does not mean choosing one presentation
everywhere and demanding each
environment accommodate our refusal to read
the room.
The
deeper issue: Is Tuskegee teaching conformity
or versatility?
Conformity
says, “Become acceptable to White people.”
Versatility
says, “Understand every room well enough to
enter it without being
controlled by it.”
Iceberg Slim taught
me that in 1975….
Conformity
erases identity. Versatility expands power.
Tuskegee’s
message is: show up, put down the phone, pay
attention, respect the
academic environment, and remember somebody
sacrificed to get you
here - because somebody did. College is not
four years of expensive
loitering with a meal plan.
Tuskegee
is applying the National
Basketball
Association and
Motown
modes
of operation.
In
2005, the NBA imposed a controversial dress
code widely understood as
a response to Allen Iverson and the hip-hop
aesthetic: baggy
clothing, throwback jerseys, chains, and
do-rags. The paternalistic
policy reassured corporate sponsors who
enjoyed Black brilliance but
became nervous when it arrived dressed like
itself.
The
result was complicated.
NBA
players did not surrender Black style; they
widened its vocabulary,
turning arena tunnels into runways and
converting wardrobe into
leverage.
The
lesson is not that institutions should
dictate Black appearance, but
that presentation can become power.
Black Power.
Thank
God, too, because some early NBA outfits
looked as though an entire
locker room had been swallowed by one pair of
jeans.
My
parents taught me that I represented myself,
family, community, and
people. Think ambassador.
Do not shame them. Do
not hand hostile people free ammunition
and act surprised when they
load the weapon.
Was
that burden unfair? Absolutely.
White
mediocrity enjoys the privilege of
individuality. One White person
behaves badly, and he is an idiot. One Black
person behaves badly,
and seventy commentators convene an autopsy on
Black civilization.
A
White billionaire can appear painted orange,
wearing a necktie below
his belt, mangling English as if it owes him
money, and millions will
call him presidential. A Black professional
mispronounces one word,
and somebody reviews the affirmative-action
policy.
Donald
Trump proves money can purchase a suit but
cannot buy dignity,
discipline, taste, class, intellectual
curiosity, or home training.
He is living evidence that professional
appearance and professional
conduct meet solely by accident, coincidence,
happenstance, and Irish
luck.
I’d
argue, ‘till the cows come home, he is White
Trash, with money, and
so is so much of his base.
Still,
a double standard does not excuse us from
having standards.
Here
Tuskegee resembles Motown.
Berry
Gordy knew his young artists were entering an
America that loved
Black music while maintaining a restraining
order against Black
equality. Motown employed Maxine Powell to
teach poise, etiquette,
movement, speech, and wardrobe.
The
Temptations, Supremes, Smokey Robinson,
Marvin Gaye, and Martha
Reeves were not taught to become White. They
were prepared to enter
hostile
rooms
- and command them until exclusion became
commercially impossible.
Motown
was accommodation, yes.
It
was also infiltration.
It
delivered Black performers into White
America’s living room with
such elegance that racism had to tap its foot
before remembering it
was supposed to object. They bought the 45
before they remembered
they didn’t like the notion of integration….
America
is several
Americas
sharing a duplicitous flag but operating
under different rules. Race,
class, family, geography, and exposure
determine lessons young people
receive before college.
If
a university teaches calculus, law, medicine,
engineering, and
political theory, it can teach students to tie
a tie, conduct
interviews, write thank-you notes, and
recognize that bedroom
slippers are not academic footwear.
That
is not surrendering to White culture. It
expands a young man or
woman’s personal arsenal.
Tuskegee
must ask
what kind of
graduates it sends into the world.
But
it must not confuse presentation with
substance.
A
bonnet does not measure intelligence. A do-rag
does not predict
ambition. Slippers do not reveal character. A
student in streetwear
may possess more integrity than a
three-piece-suited fellow preparing
to rob the pension fund.
Clothing
communicates but does not testify under oath.
Wear
the do-rag where it serves its purpose. Wear
the bonnet where it
belongs. Wear the suit when the occasion
demands it. Wear locs,
braids, African fabric, Stacy Adams, sneakers,
pearls, or combat
boots - but understand the room, control the
message, and decide
deliberately.
Do
not allow your wardrobe to speak before you
decide what it should
say.
That
is agency.
The
uncomfortable part concerns Black popular
culture and the religion of
“keeping it real.”
Somewhere
along the way, “real” became confused with
loud, vulgar, hostile, unprepared, and
permanently available for
combat.
Reality television introduces prosperous
Black adults throwing
drinks, yanking wigs, threatening
violence, and converting dinner
parties into felony auditions.
We
see physicians, attorneys, dentists, and
executives behaving as
though the grand prize is a
disorderly-conduct citation. Then, when
somebody criticizes the spectacle, the
defense is authenticity.
Authentic
to what?
Bitch!
I may be a brain surgeon, but I’m from the
projects, I’ll kick
your ass!”
Blackness
has no natural connection to dysfunction.
Ignorance is not cultural
heritage. Vulgarity is not racial solidarity.
Violence is not proof
somebody remembers where they came from.
Knowing
where you came from should help you
understand what your ancestors
struggled
to escape
- not require you to reenact
it for ratings.
Intellectual
curiosity isn’t just a White thing.
Black
America must become mature enough to criticize
destructive behavior
without treating every criticism as an attack
upon Black people. We
must distinguish between defending Black
humanity and defending
everything a Black human happens to do.
Black
pathology is not uniquely Black. America
manufactures dysfunction in
every color and tax bracket. Some people steal
from stores; others
steal pension funds from executive suites and
receive performance
bonuses.
The
purpose of internal criticism is not to
declare poor Black people
defective. It is to reject the claim that
poverty, ignorance,
violence, or self-neglect are authentic
expressions of Black
identity.
I’d
like to see producer-actor Robert Townsend’s
classic Hollywood
Shuffle
become a damn-near mandatory course in every
HBCU classroom across
America.
Tuskegee’s
policy will be dragged into the ancient cage
match: house versus
field, assimilationists versus nationalists,
bougie Negroes versus
the keep-it-real delegation.
One
side will claim the university is soothing
White fears. The other
will say critics have mistaken neglect for
authenticity.
The
1990s Cosby-Huxtable-Different
World
model lost much of its cultural appeal to
the swagger of Bébé’s
Kids,
gangsters, kingpins, pimps, and televised
dysfunction.
It’s
tragically obvious: Too many White boys
fantasize about becoming the
devil, while too many Black boys are sold Tony
Montana as an
inspirational speaker.
The
argument will become personal and monetized.
The
serious question remains: Should
any custom be protected from examination
simply because Black people
practice it?
Cultural
ownership does not make every practice sacred.
Black people have the
right to create, preserve, celebrate,
criticize, modify, and discard
elements of our culture.
A
culture that cannot tolerate self-examination
is not strong. It is
frightened.
Escaping
the limitations of the hood does not require
hating those who remain
there. Nor does respecting the hood require
carrying its limitations
everywhere.
You
can love where you came from without allowing
it to determine how far
you travel.
In
Guess
Who’s Coming to Dinner,
Sidney Poitier’s character tells his father,
in essence: You see
yourself as a colored man; I see myself as a
man.
That
remains the destination.
I
am a citizen of the universe, a citizen of
Earth, a man, a Black man,
a father, husband, and son. My Blackness
enriches my identity; it
does not imprison it. I refuse the cramped
role White America
prepared for me.
White
America has spent centuries pointing toward my
supposed “place.”
I have spent my life walking confidently in
the opposite direction.
Tuskegee must teach something larger than
clothing. My “place” is
wherever my ability, ambition, and humanity
carry me - not the
cramped corner White America reserved for my
obedience. White America
may believe it knows where I belong.
Fortunately, its jurisdiction
over my identity expired before I was born.
Do
not dress professionally because White
people are superior. Dress
appropriately because you
are
prepared.
Do
not remove the bonnet because Blackness
embarrasses you. Remove it
because the classroom is not your bedroom.
Do
not wear a suit to imitate power. Wear it when
useful, tailor it to
yourself, enter the room, and redefine what
power looks like.
The
bonnet is not the enemy. The do-rag is not
the enemy. The enemy is
possessing one cultural gear and
mistaking
limitation
for authenticity.
The
enemy is being unprepared for opportunity
and calling that failure
resistance.
Yeah,
back up, circle the block, read that again.
If
Tuskegee applies this policy with respect,
flexibility,
affordability, and historical intelligence, it
can ignite a necessary
discussion about preparation without
self-erasure, professionalism
without White worship, cultural pride without
cultural paralysis, and
freedom accompanied by adult judgment.
That
conversation will be uncomfortable.
Good.
Black
America has survived slavery, segregation,
lynching, redlining, mass
incarceration, political betrayal, and
centuries of organized insult.
Surely we can survive an honest discussion
about bedroom slippers in
class.
Clear
out the living room. Protect the good china.
Put the children to bed
and invite the adults to sit down.
Tuskegee
has struck the match.
Now
let us see whether Black America uses the fire
to illuminate the room
or burns down the house arguing over who
bought the bonnet.
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